i am so very sick i’m burning up and i want someone to play with my hair until i fall into fevered dreams, safe

wtf did i do last night

i am now going to take off my shirt and read poetry aloud to myself on my back porch for spiritual purposes 

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the fact that I can’t grow horns is really cramping my style

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tonight i am going to get drunk and cut my hair.  let it be known that this was a PREMEDITATED PLAN.

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